Carnation Milk is the best in the land;
Here I sit with a can in my hand—
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.
– Anonymous
Carnation Milk
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ROTFL!
I always heard the second and third lines as:
Sits on the shelf in a red-and-white can…
No shit to shovel, no teats to pinch…